How to Polish a Turd (Paperback)

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Miserable sod Rodney jumped to his death, only to find that God is a giant pair of testicles who needs him to save an alternative Earth. In an unconventional tale that includes hipsters, adverts, killer sperm, twitter, the mysterious man in duck egg blue, and a bizarre side story about a gorilla who loses his underpants, can Rodney gain a new love for life, and most importantly, can he save alternative Earth from the...Well, you're not allowed to label the group in question, or they will hunt you down and rip your head off.
Product Details
ISBN: 9780995690400
ISBN-10: 0995690405
Publisher: Dead Leg Publishing
Publication Date: January 30th, 2017
Pages: 174
Language: English